29 of the most outlandishly funny Mighty Boosh quotes

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It's 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed - and 15 since its creators Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding had their eccentric, irreverent TV show of the same name commissioned by the BBC.

Even now, it stands as one of British television's most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noir's madcap adventures, we've compiled some of the TV series' most entertaining outbursts.

Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes:

"You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?"

"Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith."

"I haven't got anything inside. I'm like a beach ball."

"You know the black bits in bananas - are they tarantulas' eggs?"

Howard: "Ok. We've got to pool our resources. Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. What have you got?"Vince: "Kings of Leon CD."

"The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, y'know. Belt, school boy, Rambo..."

The Spirit of Jazz: "Ow! My hat's on fire! What's wrong with you? You blind? Why didn't you tell me?"Howard: "Sorry, I thought that was your look."

"He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. I couldn't really find that. But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]."

"Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. This is the glam rock ski suit..."

Noel Fielding as Vince in the surreal Mighty Boosh (Photo: BBC)

"Come on, Howard. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. It's fine. Women respect that. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss."

[On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: "It's so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours."

"Funk is jazz's deformed cousin."

"Never eat another man's applause!"

Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache."

Naboo: "Don't mess with the occult." Vince: "I thought it was good for you. You know. Good for your digestive system." Naboo: "That's Yakult." Vince: "Oh yeah..."